sempuki

Need to bring on someone who can create something. Look forward to seeing Gosling and Shola in the second half.

Heed 1-0.

This one must be odds-on to be last on MOTD.

Canaries 2 Shitehawks 0.

Cisse almost.

We have had 73% possession so far.

They have shut up shop already against our "strikeforce" that can only shoot blanks.

Cardiff 2-1.

Gouffran injured.

Defence creaking a bit now.

Definitely not a thriller so far.

Mackems losing.

We haven't scored in 8 of our last 11 games - can see why.

Cisse - why bother?

Let the horror commence.

Pardew said he has taken Armstrong "out of the firing line" on an interview on BBC Newcastle.

Cisse starts (must be his last chance...) HBA and Marveaux on the bench.

Hatem does seem to be an easy target.

Are you genuinely suggesting Kinnear going will have a negative effect on our transfers? Pardew will have the same involvement as ever "Yes Alan, I have made a note, we will come back to you on that". Yeah, I definitely said that....

No replacement for JFK mean this simpleton will be more involved in any incomings. We dodged a bullet with Bent and can see dross like him being peddled our way.

This but the word "greedy" should be in there.

Propaganda in The Mail about planning for the future and getting in replacements. Heard it all before Alan, heard it all before.

Be nice to see HBA - even www.nufc.co.uk are plugging a possible appearance.

If they survive relegation they've had a better season than us like. They've been to Wembly, another quarter final, and have completely humiliated us again at SJP. We'll finish somewhere in the top 10 and then lose our best players. Agree (sadly).

We need to arrange some kind of vigil to pray he leaves.