sempuki

Haven't done too badly but we don't have anyone looking likely to score.

Iron Mike almost....

He will come on when we are losing instructed to save us the game then get blamed by Pardew when he can't.

I guess this must be the cautious approach Pards has been planning all week.

Good individual goal fair play but our defence was woeful there.

0-1 Barkley the bastard.

Lukaku very close.

Arse 0 Swansea 1

Back to normal now.

Decent start.

Nee match thread? Gouffran should have at least hit the target.

Citeh 1-0 after less than a minute.

Everton, Southampton then Manure. We can do damage or get damaged by the teams around us in the next 3 games.

Ex left back from the 80's hard as f*** Right back wasn't he?

Can't see a win. Might be a draw - only had 4 of them this season iirc.

Wonder why no contract for Aarons yet - looks a good prospect.

http://mobile.nufc.co.uk/default.aspx?s=news-display&aid=3730608

Must be getting on now. Mad as a box of frogs with a shocking combover.

Days are numbered - can see him going in the Summer.

Mentioned he wants Lukaku in The Journal. Can't see it happening (again).

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-hope-essential-fabricio-coloccini-3279177

Must be hard to Pardew to make those comments with his tongue lodged firmly up Ashley's arse.

Diafra Sakho from Metz in The Mirror.

Not sure I would describe Shola as a beast. Didn't he only score about 10?