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Carlton Cole...

A serious (but painful) question. Who is better Shola or Carlton Cole?

Not much point identifying players if we aren't going to buy anyone. Might as well retire.

There's a shock on "Black Monday"

We aint signing anyone as Caulkin says. As he comments, you have to wonder why the money has gone (Ashley's back pocket).

A matter of time before the local journalists confirm what we already know.

'Arry on BBC now. Sounds drunk.

Once Manure sign someone, yes. Fellaini will sign tonight.

I suppose that is one thing we can say we have won.

"No activity whatsoever at Newcastle" (direct quote from Ian Dennis on 5 Live)

Moussa Sow "going to the North East" according to 5 Live. Rumours though.

This.

Thauvin shops at Lidl? Ashley probably does too mind.

The worst one ever? Many saw it coming but it is still a massive letdown/disgrace.

We are like the poor kid who never gets invited to the party.

It seems we are desperate to flog him and are using any method possible.

http://www.sportsdirectnews.com/premier-league/31473-man-united-transfer-news-late-cabaye-bid-expected.php

"preparing" though probably means monitoring.

We really need another keeper like.

Not really an Arsenal player imo but good luck to him - we would probably expect him to play for nowt.

All of our "targets" will be gone soon.

Campbell to St Mirren (this one might actually be true)

We obviously can't compete with the Sovereign States of Southampton and Norwich.

https://twitter.com/RyanCator_91/status/374483711791599616/photo/1 Gets better!

As long as we're kept in the loop eh But can they get him over the line?