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Pardew really is taking the piss with those comments. How can we be in the danger of going in the red with TV money this season? Absolute bollocks.

Sounds like a painful, embarrassing experience he does not want to talk about!

Well done Shola.

Poor bugger - the new Big Dunc as someone said already.

I am more inclined to believe him tbh.

Won't be checking this until January then will still try to stay clear!

A chance of getting the tin tack?

Nice avatar!

Not many interesting frees out there unsurprisingly.

Good to see our nearest and dearest have big issues too. Some shocking fixtures coming up.

No doubt it is bollocks but could you imagine the euphoria? It would definitely eclipse the disappointment of the transfer window.

A magnificent rumour that we have been sold for £260m.

If he is happy then any more excuses from him won't be tolerated. He has just dug his own grave with inane comments like that.

Absolute bollocks from the Liar King. No-one would be happy with what happened. Just very embarrassing.

Probs that p*ssed he has gone on a skiing holiday in september. I never want to hear anything from him again.

A massive let down.

The press seem to be getting braver. Hope they go to town on him and Ashley tomorrow.

He hasn't helped himself with the false bravado and outlandish claims. He said judge him after the window - it is clear to see he is shit at this supposed job and has made himself more and more of a laughing stock. If he had his marbles or any sense of integrity he would resign. But he won't and will continue to cock everything up.

A travesty of a day. We have really fucked up our chances of having a semi-decent season. Take a bow MA and JFK.

The window has now SLAMMED shut!

He can say whatever he likes but he has misled and lied to us all Summer. No-one can defend our lack of activity but no doubt he will be praising his bosses for doing their "best".

He is not as thick as he sounds then - it won't be safe for him anymore.

Getting laughed at on the telly.

A potential excuse for Pardew? - "Just look at Man United - one of the biggest clubs in the world who couldn't get a body over the line"

Looks a great prospect but also a bit of a tool the way he has acted. Not that I am bitter or anything.