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Good debut Kenedy.

Lascelles steps up again.

Bournemouth 3-0!

Kenedy is class.

Yes!

Bournemouth 2-0.

From the windowlicker's mouth:

Bournemouth beating Chelsea...

Can't be that broke surely.

Massive opportunity this. Will need to fluke one somehow.

Surely not more bad news:

Their keeper is annoying.

Still in it but we won't get another penalty for ages. Such a waste.

Absolutely useless.

Missed.

Islam all the way. Have to say this has perked me up.

Already signed according to wiki. Done deal then.

Aye. A bit further around the ubend as someone said yesterday.

Get your baulk on, get your baulk on honey. Penny wise pound foolish etc. The fat cunt stands to lose a shitload when the inevitable happens.

Not sure why I'm posting: https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-still-chasing-striker-14225137

Will be gazumped by Burton or such like.

This thread might actually be funny today.

Not even a faint pulse. We're on a cold trolley on the way to the mortuary.

Another one bites the dust.