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Sissoko, Gouffran, Haidara, Yanga-Mbiwa, Debuchy and Mbabu if I remember correctly?

Hopefully. 100% agree on a forward.

I remember when we got Babayaro and Boumsong in just after New Year. Shite signings but we need to be quick off the mark imo. None of this deadline day nonsense this year.

Didn't realise wor Amanda had a life-limiting illness. Hope she can beat it somehow.

Dubs, Fernandez, Schar and Willock should be in the starting 11 in my opinion. Better than the shite on display today.

Ashley and Bruce's parting gift.

Staveley won't be far behind him.

Cracking appointment.

Penna now.

Classic "Sad Ken" ruse as in Bottom.

Hopefully this donkey never starts another match and is peddled on January 1st.

Fat Frank still the favourite: https://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/newcastle/next-permanent-manager

Emery would do me. Unai or Dick. Anyone but Bruce.

Looks a bit of a hard case. He'd probably send most of them to Deera Square if he could.

Is the girl on the left his daughter?

Joelinton should just be shot.

Ref could have sent Joelinton off there. Bastard.

Nice one baldy.

Hope they don't ask Ashley for a refund.

Probably losing his marbles. Must be knocking on now.

What realistic manager out there can sort out this shower of shite?

Shite?

Sure I read Ashley binned the tea lady a few years ago. A cone would do.

Tonight would be better.