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He's from nearby Luton. Send him home.

Not going away this one but still totally unsure if bollocks or not.

Shocking website.

EH's way of hinting someone is off.

Jonathan David mentioned in L'Equipe apparently: https://www.fourfourtwo.com/news/newcastle-united-transfer-news-to-bring-canadian-superstar-to-tyneside-in-surprise-signing-report-jonathan-david-lille-tottenham-hotspur-toon-magpies-signings-rumours-gossip-paper-talk-nufc

Shite for Burra and baldier than Baldy Luke.

He'll graft like he's never grafted before under EH.

Need Katie Cutler on there somehow.

Sour Kraut.

Baldy Luke strikes out again.

The bastards signed Andrey Santos too who we were linked with previously. Just hoovering up all the young prospects who will never play for them.

It's bollocks man.

Baldy "exclusive ": https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2023/07/02/newcastle-kalvin-phillips-conor-gallagher-tino-livramento/

New name? https://sportwitness.co.uk/assumption-newcastle-united-preparing-offer-23-year-old-transfer-fee-not-problem-magpies/

Maxence Lacroix on this Wolfsburg Twatter page:

Hope it's brinkmanship and Baldy Luke has a positive update this morning. He looks brilliant via Dennis Wise scouting.

Seems they are after Thuram. Not sure as well.

Not very popular there. Sounds like he's ruined it.

That would piss me off.

Aye - time to move on (hopefully to Szoboszlai).

Abysmal grifting. You would probably ruin your reputation if you are associated with Burnsie. Perhaps he should give everyone a tenner in compensation for a RT?

We've offered Fraser apparently. Trippier can play LB but not sure where he would play if he signs.

Think we would have a good chance to be honest, particularly if we continue to grow. It would probably be 65-70k now if those on the season ticket waiting list are taken into consideration. More would go to the bigger games.