sempuki

Mackems 1-0 down.

So we could finish with 8 defeats in a row. Think he managed that at West Ham or Charlton so will only be able to equal his PB.

Twat.

Realistically only the Cardiff game is where we can get a point but we will probably lose that too. Arsenal away and Liverpool away will be shameful defeats. I think we will finish 11th.

I am sure the word "unlucky" will be used in his post-match excuses.

Another fine mess Alan.

Nee-one left.

Excellent timing for both goals.

Another MOTD I will never see.

Pardew OUT!

Game over.

5 on the spin coming up.

Here we go. Another defeat.

Probably counting his cash.

Almost 1-2.

Gosling off.

Armstrong coming on.

Swansea are the worst side that have come to St. James' Park this season. They might win yet.

To think we let Routledge go for the Angel Gabriel. Good decision that Alan.

Get the scorer off for Armstrong.

Is the fat controller there today?

Definitely. Stoke are getting closer too.

Palace 1 Zip.

We did the double on them. Pity the fools.

Rusty Remy.