sempuki

Even the booze-addled middle-aged Gazza of present would probably do a better job than "Gozza".

Please stop saying this You'll are "mad" jinxing this. Would feel dishonest writing "Pardew is going to school Arsene".

We will fold like a pack of cards if they score early.

Remy will like as he could well be an Arsenal player in the Summer.

Going to get schooled by Arsene.

God I hate Carragher's whiney Scouse voice.

Williamson, Gosling, Obertan and Shola to score in a 4-0 win. Nurse!

Predictable.

Will definitely be going to "Wembo" if they get there.

We usually lose on Mondays (actually Saturdays, Sundays and Wednesdays too) and can see us getting bog all tonight. Doubt we will have many shots never mind goals.

Just realised - Shola is a shoe-in to start due to scoring last week. Oh joy.

Sounds like he has given up on the top 10. Excuses starting: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-transfers-jonjo-shelvey-swansea-3467833

If we get beat 5-0 it might not make a difference as a result like that is probably expected. However anything over 7 might make Ashley twitchy. Hope so anyway.

0-5, 1-1, 0-6 are my predictions for the next three. Hope I get the middle one wrong.

:lol: Class that.

Ben Arfa is no angel but I know who I prefer to stay. Hope there are loads of Ben Arfa chants and an equal number of anti-Pardew songs tomorrow.

No way back for Hatem now. Hope he takes as many as the bastards down with him.

Isn't Wickham out of contract too? If he must sign a mackem I think I would prefer him.

Shelvey looks like he should be in the Hitler Youth. Wonder if we will pursue the likes of Ince and Zaha. We always go back for players we were after in the past.

Think they will lose next week but have a chance in their final two home games. Problem is the three teams below seemingly don't want to stay up with Cardiff and Norwich probably already gone. Fulham is the only real contender imo.

There we go.

Chance to add another record for his list.

For today I'll love him. The deluded f*** that he is. Looked depressed as f*** as well. Like he's suffering from insomnia. Sick apparently.

Makes it more interesting. Up to Citeh now.

Hilarious.