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Cabaye to Colback would be like trading in Jessica Alba for Bella Emberg.

Both and flog Blob Elliot (literally).

Will Keane on a free from Manure in the Mail.

Shipperley and Pollock :lol: Some right porkers on there. Hopefully Hatem checks it out to prevent it happening to him!

Might do a bit better than under Pardew...

http://www.thejournal.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-run-rule-over-7031148 Just what we need - another feckin LB.

Their manager will know him. Better Roma than the PL I suppose.

About 52,000 I'd guess. Surely the attendances will take a hit of some sort. So many stories of long-timers jacking it in.

Gonna be a big one. Humiliated in front of the nation on the cards imo.

Interesting to see how many turn up next season if/when we have another shit transfer window.

"Legend" - seriously?: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/375751/Newcastle-legend-Shola-Ameobi-hoping-to-earn-himself-a-new-contract

Speaks good English.

Really rate Dyche but even he couldn't do anything with Shola surely: http://footballleagueworld.co.uk/burnley-linked-with-move-for-newcastle-striker/

He has done himself no favours by criticising the lack of investment. Mike "please don't call me names or I'll cry" Ashley has a history for retribution in these cases. Unless (hopefully) Shola knows he is off and is now free to say what he wants.

As a bloke he is hard to fault and played when injured on several occasions. Kudos for that. Great penalty taker and former mackem slayer too. Those times are over and it is time to part ways. A semi-crippled glacially slow carthorse is not what we need or not what we needed for the past few years.

The future is bright. The future is Strolla. Not.

Remember him being linked at the end of the last infamous transfer window: http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/benfica-midfielder-newcastle-talks-filip-djuricic/

Agree. He was unbelievable against Spurs away but other than that generally unreliable.

He has won the league before. Bet he is not regretting his decision...

Sell Forster for £2m, buy him back for a similar price to what we sell Krul. Nice business. We need two keepers if he goes - would flog Blob Elliot.

Chelsea are effective fair enough but not the style of play you would like to see win the CL imo.

Bulletproof bastard.

Back in the Toon - pictured in a taxi on Twitter.

Pretty clear Pardew would want an extension for Shola. Hope he has been turned down.