Things that are mint about this photo:
The old school Sky remote, no live pausing for Pards
The fact he's missed a delivery and the postcard thing is on his desk
The card he's got up. The f*** is it for
Boots on the cupboard
Map of the British Isles. Bit random, presumably will be replaced by a map of Europe soon.
Blatantly a phone unit behind him, still uses mobile. Wires are for pricks.
What are the bottles on the left? Captured footballing legend souls which he lets possess the Holy Trinity and Cabaye, pre-match?
Look like minatures of the likes of Bombay Sapphire. Likely just fanny batter keepsakes