LionOfGosforth

Had me looking up Aussie bints, shocked at what has become of Rebekah Elmaloglou

Looks like Shay and Harps there as well

Fucker's got his feet under the table already

All laughing at Frank and Everton's embarrassing season aside, they were utter dog shit. Slow passing, backwards passing, no confidence or creativity, barely a chance in the whole game, apart from hitting the post with a deflected shot late first half. West Ham barely bothered in the second half and saw it out so easily. Can't see them sticking with Lamps after that, with the money and stadium concerns. Surely Dyche is a knocking bet?

They just stood around with a couple of crap banners, half a dozen chavs on cowies yelling sack the board

Class and passionate demo from the scousers there

Kenwright looks like someone cellotaped cotton wool to his eyebrows

Frank in his toffee beanie looking full of bounce and ideas on how to turn this around, they should have every confidence in him and keep him around until after we play them at least

Still no sign of Gordon coming on, you'd think with his supposed qualities he'd be playing if he wasn't leaving

Leicester ahead, pleasing

West Ham want shooting allowing Everton to dictate this half. Poor team with some decent individuals. Everton just devoid of confidence and ideas, a better team would have scored at least one by now.

Did you take Nyquil before bed?

Tom Davies on at half time, Frank means business

They looked terrible first 20-25 minutes but as soon as they sussed Everton were even worse and got Bowen involved, they're cruising.

Can't see fat Frank surviving this like, they look so bad man

Top notch toffee defending

Brighton at home in a few weeks could be huge like

West Ham might be the worst team in the league, some feat given the cash spent. As I type Packet nearly scores

Brighton are beginning to piss me off like. You've had your fun, now stop being quality

He's quick and direct, dives and cheats constantly and laughs at his own fans. Some think he's coachable, many don't. That's about all I got like

Sharp's in decent nick there, could probably enhance this Toffee forward line even now

Kinnear still trying to sign him..

West Ham look really bad, only Bowen looks a threat.

Fair enough. Can agree with at least some of that. It's one of those where, if there's any truth in it, I suppose we have to put personal feelings on the player aside and trust the coaching and recruitment staff know what they're doing. I tend to doubt it's a goer personally but we'll see.

This is the type of game where players on both sides are so low in confidence, they'd rather pass it 30 yards backwards than take a risky forward pass. Grim.