LionOfGosforth

Time for some more headlocks Evertonians, it'll make all the difference.

Pissing down with rain in Liverpool as well. Perfect.

There'll be a few headlocks outside Goodison tonight

If you've got anything about you at all, you'd have to be mad to try and turn Everton around like. Toxic as fuck there.

Lamps looking down the barrel of a 20th defeat in 37 games.

Forest 2-0, they're not bad at home like, might be enough

Gordon worth 40m. Aye, looks like he hasn't been coached since the age of 12, just runs around as fast as he can

Not much

Can't wait for Klopp's excuses and avoidance of answering questions after this shit show

Toxic doesn't even get close, they sound close to revolt. Lamps looks about 10 years older than he did 2 hours ago

JWP, textbook free kick, 2-1

You can just hear the desperation in the Everton crowd whenever they're within 30 yards of goal, lasses screeching in the crowd

Highly unlikely, it would have to go pretty far for that to happen. He has achieved a lot in the recent past. Yeah he's an annoying whinging insufferable prick and they've had a relatively poor season but I think he'll get quite a bit more time

Surely Moyes and Rodgers on the chopping block

Well done scruffs, if i'm having a shit day I can often rely on you useless cunts to put a smile on my face, keep it up

Great goal Ward Prowse

Bet that was Neil

Canny goal Onana, Southampton have been rubbish

A lot already said about the first goal but what about the second goal? I mean, other than Ake making some attempt to tackle Garnacho, the rest of them just stood around like statues, Akanji, what the fuck? One of the softest goals i've ever seen them concede. Thought City were pretty crap, so slow and labored, no pace and creativity. Foden and Mahrez were pony all day. Haaland made about 40 runs and was never played in behind. Thought the LB for Manure played canny. Still don't think they played well though, draw would have been about right.

Villa were crap mostly, but with luck like that might crack top 10 or so. Leeds horribly unlucky, give away too many soft goals, but entertaining as fuck and Gnonto is a star in the making.

Meslier nearly took Coutinho's lug clean off

Gnonto is the type of signing I am looking forward to Ashworth helping us bring to the club. 3.8m is outrageous business, that's a modest fee 15 years ago

sit down Emery you jammy vampire

Top 5 in the most undeserved 2-0 leads i've ever seen I think

Don't think much of Luiz like, really slow and clumsy