LionOfGosforth

Low key brilliantly perfect pass from Kane, put it on exactly the right blade of grass

GTFI

Ridiculous how much ground Diaz recovered there after that save, must have closed about 20 yards on the defender in a couple of seconds

The new owner looks like a frat boy William Devane. @Mike please confirm

The Gas weren't even in the playoff places until mid-March, amazing achievement this

Can't wait for a simple enough Liverpool pass being described as wonderful

Potter, one or two flaws aside, destined for bigger things

Mad that they even have 58 points

Thanks so much mate, thrilled

Can't wait to listen to Gary Neville wail on at the tragedy of it all

Yep i'm sure you'll throw a fortune at it, only an overhaul will change this disgrace.

I'm sure they won't be as bad next year but you can't fix heartless

Changed my mind a bit on Trossard, better than I realized

Their players should donate their wages to charity

Outside of the keeper and a couple of others, Man Utd are bottom 6 standard

Man Utd are such an unlikeable team, full of whingers and pea-hearted twats

wish I had a quid for every time Ronaldo did that backheel to himself to come inside from the wide position

Magic man, love days like this. Just superb to feel emotional and pleased for another club and to know one of our own contributed hugely to their success.

Man Utd all over the shop as usual. Wish we had them left to play

Aye lovely grass cutter

Fuck it am getting bladdered tonight. Toon are safe, got a promotion at work and Rovers went up in the most improbable fashion possible with our player getting the crucial goal

Imagine starting the day in third, winning by two clear goals and still finishing lower than you started, brutal

Aye, fair, might tune into that one

After all the excitement at BR, can't be arsed with the rest of the PL games today

They never ever learn do they? Collective IQ must be the lowest of any town in the UK