Unbelievable

Pardew left us in a better position in terms of the squad don't you know?

Disgustingly bad first team, disgustingly bad.

I was hoping we had no posters s*** enough to come out with that then.

Get in!

Hahaha

'sake

What the fuck!?

How is Diego Costa still on the pitch FFS?

Get in, what a bullet header

Bob Moncur is not a journalist though.

It shouldn't count for anything imo.

What is Carver doing in a gay pub?

http://i.imgur.com/DcpP1zA.gif Their board

Cheap managers!? Reinforces the point.

SE7EN fucking games!?

Sadly, the same can be said for almost every member of our so-called squad.

Our starting XI has Williamson, Raylor, Obertan and Riviere in it. Our squad is horrific.

Glad I'm not having to watch this shit

He wants us to win so bad he wont allow us to sign players to help us win. :lol: He does allow us to sign players. We've spent over £150m on players since he arrived. He gambles on us winning enough WITHOUT spending his own money, only the clubs. The fun for him is in taking a business making massive losses and turning it into one that is more profitable than any other in the field. The "fun" for him is in taking over a high profile business with the most loyal customers you could ever wish to find and transforming it into a private advertisement vehicle to be run as cheaply as possible, all the whilst generating significant yearly profits and with every chance of getting sold at a huge ROI eventually.

I don't think I can ever hate anyone more than Pardew if only because at least Carver knows he's s***. If he knows he's shit, and he loves this club as much as he claims to, why in God's name is he constantly licking Ashley's balls to get the manager job?

John Carver is happy to just be the head coach without any involvement in player transfers except for drumming up interest in our own ones then, just like Pardew before him. I am with those who are starting to hate Carver more than Pardew actually, at least the latter didn't pretend to love the club whilst killing it from the inside.

Aye. There's plenty of remaining disgraceful policies that make Ashley a t***. We can't quantify the transfer of funds from NUFC to his shops under the mechanisms he has in place for advertising, retail and kit production (Puma deals havce added no recognisable bump in income). We're not going to sell out for the visit of Man U either, because he won't sell tickets publicly. Same with Arsenal coming up. He'd rather push memberships and half season tickets. But then, even that p*ss take of a policy is driving up the matchday income and adding to the coffers. Only Man City have grown their matchday income more than NUFC over the past 5 years. These are the only 2 clubs who don't publish ticket prices and categorisations clearly on their site from day 1 of the season. They're shitting on fans with fluctuating prices and picking numbers out of the air on a game by game basis, but the cut-throat policy is driving revenue growth at a rate to oustrip peers. Wait, why do you pick the Championship season as a starting point for this analysis. Are you not the same person who published this graph showing Chelsea and NUFC are the only two clubs who have seen match day income decline since when Ashley took over? http://41.media.tumblr.com/f33eac79ec5ecaa44bf41c91092c5036/tumblr_nibgfzIrRd1u89ei4o1_1280.png

Someone post his comments on the Hughton sacking please. "It's a travesty. I'm devastated and angry. It's another situation where you have a young coach-manager learning his stripes like he did last year in the Championship, did a fantastic job, did the job with style. "He then took them into the Premier League on limited resources, brought in some decent players and this has happened." http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/9261212.stm

So sick of everyone involved with this club. Ashley, Charnley, Carver and the Chronicle... Wish they would all just fuck off.