Unbelievable

Howay Pardew, the momentum is gone now. Time for some inspired subs!

Phew *100 Sub now Pards

Haidara for Santon Marveaux for Jonas Anita for Tiote Pretty please Pardew..

Jonas

Phew *2 Santon FFS

Phew

Sissoko always on the move

Cabaye

Wat?

Quite pleased with our overall play. The offside goal should have stood obviously, and we could have had two or three more. I hope their lack of match practice catches up with them second half and we can score at least one and keep a clean sheet.

Give it a rest What?

Cisse casually standing offside..

Also, it's fair to see these are no mugs. Quite a good team with technical ability.

Sissoko

Phew..

Obertan is fantastic until he needs to put a ball in..

Cisse

Disappointed that Marveaux, Anita and Haidara don't start.

Don't think we're linked? Anyway, he is unsettled at PSV

De Gay showcasing his talents for a move to Barcelona it appears.

Wow

Great spectacle so far.

Wow, should have scored.. Great move.

Talk about hang time

Cuntface!