Unbelievable

He'll get 3 in the second half. 2 will dee

Turn it off you fool..

Sunlun score

Sunlun looking very deflated now. Could be a monster score on the cards here if Chelsea want to push on.

Bardsley

Mata 3-0

Looks like bringing Rangel into my FFS team and making Michu captain were once again inspired choices..

Chelsea 2-0. Torres

Penalty given!

Sunlun starting to look a bit better now..

What's this commentator on about.. Never a foul by Torres in the build up..

Torres scores!

So erm, anybody else watching any of the 3PM kick off's..

Shit Colo makes 10 million reserve striker look like an idiot..

O'Shea and Cuelar

Fuck's sake Torres..

Sunlun carved open twice within 3 minutes. Come on Chelsea!

Fuck's sake, Torres should have scored..

That's a pen..

Lucky bastards..

MON baffled

Fess up, you wrote this yourself didn't you?

Suarez will be very worried by this development. What's the world coming to if you can't call somebody the N-word anymore without doing hard time.

so was it..... a) colos wages were wildly exaggerated in the first place ? b) he really has taken a whacking pay cut ? c) his 'pay' is quite small but he makes a lump in image rights paid for by the club to his own private company, registered offshore d) We don't have a fucking clue about Colo's contract and neither does this journalist