Unbelievable

Colo

Decent spell of possession. Shame about the finish..

Getting into the game a bit now.

Fuck off Suarez

Howay Colo, keep the ball!

This is probably the best first team we can put out. We're playing a team we finished above last season and on a shitty run. Why do we look so impressed with the occasion?

We're being bumraped in broad daylight with thousands of people watching..

Damn, that ball from Benny needed just a bit more pace

Right, feel like turning this off whilst we're still in it..

Not a full back at all.

Phew..

4-3-3 with Ben Arfa central?

Howay, let's silence these bindipping cunts..

What the fuck is this shit?

Oh just fuck off already with this song

Yuk, the Dutch commentator has asked for silence for the "anthems"..

4-1-3-2?

4-3-3? how long is that going to last, with Cisse and Ba in the line-up soon as it hits the fan, Pardew will not resist resorting straight back to 4-4-2. predictable as anything. Depends how it works out doesn't it? You can't really blame him for going back to 4-4-2 if it's anything similar to Everton away. That first half was maybe the worst I've ever seen us play.

Howay the lads!

Luckily my Dutch tv station doesn't do pre-match buildup..

Ah, the much coveted 4-3-3. Hope it doesn't work out like it did at Everton in the first half.

Aye, they know it too: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=740299

Here we gan..