The Bonk

I had thought Watkins scored earlier when it was Rogers. Have the game on the iPad, so was hard to make out the player in my defence.

Agree, but you can be more tactical than that tweet. It's ridiculous.

Lovely team goal by Villa. Watkins, not Rogers ( ) with a brilliant assist for Diaby.

He's an above average player with ability, but he seems to stand out in poor teams. I'd be interested to see him somewhere like Wolves or similar where they aren't as one dimensional going forward as Everton are.

That was Rogers? I've got two games going at once, looked too pacey for Rogers.

This is what I picture when he clicks send on that tweet:

What a goal by Watkins.

Conjo knows, Conjo knows

Is he Jewish or just a massive Paul Weller fan?

Antonio with a goal line clearance.

McNeil definitely offers more to overall team play and would probably be better with someone other than Dyche as a manager.

It's not done and dusted YET.

Feel like he's not and has talent but more bravado than his performances actually merit.

Tripps needs blaming too!

Mate. Are you forgetting us at Goodison?

Stomach turning when you think of it.

Jammiest fuckers on the planet

TNT tear hunting a few poor wee lads.

I've been to games in Germany and the Netherlands, will have to do a big game in France at some point. Thanks @Disco mate.

Lille atmosphere is canny like. Villa not getting a sniff here.

Let's get Conte back too while we're at it.

Goofball, man.

can't stop, won't stop the troll.

Pau Cubarsi playing him on and basically duck's outta the way.

Offside?