The Bonk

This has tickled me greatly. Brom and Burnley social media teams are fantastic.

of course. Fuck them.

It'll be a nothing fine, points deduction of like 15 or something insignificant. Ivan Toney is still kicking a ball in a sport they found him to be gambling on, it'll blow over until the next scandal hits the league.

Bucket 2.0™ For his majesty's royal return.

There's no way they abandon the Football Pyramid. If they do, I'd be with you and would check out completely.

Awesome news, hope he recovers fully. ??

Aye, just realized I screen grabbed the wrong tab. Apologies! The other thing to note, out of my blunder, is that Gordon offers more versatility positionally.

"Almost HERE WE GO, just announced the closing of congersation, Corberan to Leeds on a 8.5year deal to congert FFP" -Tapinamano

Agreed, he had an advantage coming on when he did. However, for some perverse reason I watched more Everton games last year than I should of and Gordon, Richarlson, Iwobi were the engine room of Lampard's survival run. Gordon is just as effective in moving the ball up the pitch as Maxi and isn't the defensive liability our rogue Frenchman is. When ASM is on his game, he's awesome, but overall, he is a hindrance to our team shape and system. I love the creativity, character and highlights Maxi brings to our team, but he's better coming off the bench.

I think West Ham was the test and Gordon proved himself in 20min to be of more value to our shape and systems than ASM did in almost 70. We'll try to get a couple goals in the first half against Bournemouth and then go on to a more defensive shape to see the game out. Then again, Howe could do exactly what you've described.

Gordon starts next game, without question and I have to believe Howe feels the same. ASM will be an impact sub the rest of his time here and I can see him going to a club like Palace or back to Ligue 1.

Lavia and Salisu when the Saints go down this year, please. someone has an inflated sense of self. "Sort of things" tells me someone is paid to tell him what stats are.

LinkedIn wanker has me giggling good. The only social media I have and it's mostly for networking. Newsfeed is complete shit, but at least Microsoft made the mobile app somewhat useable. If they could only make Teams less shit.......

No wonder Evertonians are pissed, he’s rapid, got football intelligence and elevates the game, players around him. He’s only 21 too! He’s going to be a huge player for us, buzzing with that debut. Did everything we thought he’d do and more, Isak instead of Wilson on that through ball = WIN.

Piss poor Mourinho impression, but nailed the complete bellend portion.

Couldn't agree with you more, @KaKa. This is an iterative build of a team for sustained success. I get why a good number are frustrated, we're most definitely punching above our weight sitting in the top 4. I don't see this group we have in charge deviating from the plan they've set out for the next 5 years. Look at other clubs spending stupid money, it doesn't necessarily translate to success. People in here are throwing around a lot of "what ifs?" like it's a guarantee spending will see us in the top 4, doesn't work like that and I respect Howe, Ashworth et al sticking to the process.

Yes!!! Willock baby!

He’s in incredible form right now, Brighton are brilliant at finding these gems.

Mitoma again.

Clear through on goal, smashes it at the keeper.

Love seeing Scouse contingents looking dejected.

Great pass from Traore.

Liverpool

Nunez

why can’t they just trigger Liverpool and Chelsea fans by showing the truth?