The Bonk

Xavi sent off

I thought I had it made when I was recruited by a competitor, walked out of the building after giving notice, then proceeded to get my bonus and paid for 3 weeks until I started the new gig. Dan Dan the Gardening Man has shown me up for the chump that I am.

so true. "CAHTEL CLOOBS!!!"

His Geordie accent sounds put on, like a cockney doing a Geordie character.

that's good, @OCK Chelsea have done the opposite of us and instilled an "all the dickheads" policy. Couldn't believe that yesterday.

It’s Dycheball with arguably worse players than he had at Burnley. It’s the equivalent of staring at a solar eclipse in doing damage to your eyes.

From Pickford on, they've all been utter wank.

Fair and maybe he takes a backseat to Palmer in this squad of egomaniacs.

He a complete wanker based off the penalty shite that just happened. I haven't seen Jackson score anything but a tap in (scuffed his shot tonight and tiny arms couldn't get to a strike Nick Pope stops easily) and doesn't have anywhere near the ability of finishing prowess that Palmer does, but I haven't really paid much attention to Jackson.

Pickford didn't gift us two goals like he did Chelsea. Actually made two ridiculous saves from what I remember. The prick.

Beto offside. Great header, though!

Nah, pretty funny, they've been turbo shit.

Pickford

How do you leave Palmer unmarked in the box like that? Was that Garner who should have had him? Brutal.

He's done it again.

That kid is prolific. Keeping this Chelsea team in the top half.

he brought that fully intending to use it.

More loyal to his tanning bed than England.

horrible club led by one of the biggest dickheads on the planet.

Best weekend of football in 2024 so far. Need Villa to best Arsenal to send it over the top.

They pay good money for the honour to see teams come to Anfield and roll over!

Fulham should be at least 2 up with their chances.

Should have been two for Perera.

Fulham score against the run of play.

@gbandit sums it up for me.