The Bonk

How is that not a handball? “Too far from the goal” oh fuck off, we all know why.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12793557/kaoru-mitoma-at-brighton-from-the-university-dribbling-thesis-to-brilliance-in-belgium-and-finishing-like-thierry-henry

Right? I thought he just he preferred the Argies before I did some Googling.

Ornstein and Caulkin wrote the piece about Gordon joining. I think they prefer to report when they have solid evidence it’s official rather than a hint of speculation.

“should” Getting spicy at the cottage. Mitro on.

Mackems playing well against Fulham, been end to end this second half.

Best defence is a good offence. (I'm kidding, but I also side with your thinking)

It's way too similar, there were a few in amongst the weeds saying it might not be wise to sell given their current position in the league. To blindly say that we've been fleeced, given the recent track record of our new management team, is peak (Scouse) Mackem. I have, some others on here do as well, a feeling he'll be fantastic under Howe and will develop into a top attacking player. For the goals Gordon's had off deflection, at least they weren't sent into the stratosphere like some of our lot do more often than not.

I give it a month before they hate him too, Scouse Mackem's gunna Scouse Mackem.

I'm not exactly sure what you mean by this, but in his time with Everton, he's played on either side and even as a CAM for spells. I know Eddie has his preferred shape, but he must like the options he has with Gordon as well.

Utterly pointless mostly.

Honestly.

Being shite and skint has worked out for the unwashed here.

The kid can play across the entire front behind a striker. Granted, Lampard might have been clueless at getting him in his best position. Also great that he's two footed, adds to his versatility.

Eh? The guy is as patronising as they come? He's a mild Oliver Holt type asshole.

A lot can change in 6 months. Both gone after playing key roles in keeping them up.

Agreed, he was very good under Rafa and it's obvious he's regressed under Lampard who's a terrible manager. I recall @Neil rating him previously on here too.

Just stumbled upon this. Odd to see Big Sam and Nobby on a podcast together.

stick to playing guitar, Hank.

you and @midds have me giggling through my last Zoom meeting of the day. Had to turn the camera off.

Fucking hell man. There's no way he's even considered composting in his entire existence.

Imagine the amount of eggshells you'd have to walk on being related or married to the bloke. "Eeee don't mention the veegaan thing to Duncan, it makes him pure radge"

I was thinking an even shiter version of this:

Captain Chaos doesn't want to hear it, mate.

The unfortunate thing now is we're all accustomed to VAR being a part of the game. How shite was the FA Cup game when we didn't have it? Goal line tech was fantastic, but I'm with you, VAR sucks, however it's too far entrenched to get rid of it.