The Bonk

Aye, misses next match too.

Turkish inhaler’s, prone to malfunction.

Shithousing engaged.

Great pass from Willock.

Miggggggggy!!!Fuck you Wolves!

glad you said it, mate.

Willock has a better range of passing than I give him credit for. Had at least 2 to 3 great through balls first half.

Reminds me of how unplayable he was at Anfield. Forgot how good he is on the dribble, with defenders beside him.

Whoops!

Carra co commenting here?

Appreciate you not being shite against us in the Cup Final.

What the absolute fuck was that? So odd, man, like what sort of melt thinks this is a good idea?

Why did I watch that. Aye, seems like they always score against the run of play. Toney is usually lethal when given a big chance.

“…do ye like dags, Toney?”

Brentford emulating our recent form in front of goal. All of the ball and no fret. Also, Tom Davies looks like a mid level gangster in a Guy Ritchie flick.

I’ve been watching the match in it’s entirety, Everton are Dyche’s Burnley. Which should be no surprise to anyone.

Pickford using his little arm to stop Henry.

Ref already gave the freebie, watch for a weak free kick given near the box or a questionable corner.

“He didn’t expect to do that” Get fucked

Aye, it's delightfully childish.

Was reading this earlier. Some choice quotes: I don't see him taking a swipe at tactics, more at Conte not playing him. Conte won't be there next year.

Think he means Kuol.

Hair Hubris He's really fucked himself since opening his gob after that spanking from Liverpool. If he got on with it instead of complaining about player transfers and lack of quality, he'd still be there. What the fuck did Brugge see in him?

I'm picturing the team Brugge coach filling up with players, Parker walks on last, the coach motors 100meters down the road, abruptly stops and he's 'hoofd' off in his wank turtleneck and wool sport coat.

He's such a tidy player and was awesome at Wolves, even better during his best season for you. He was a big part of Wolves being a top ten team and they haven't really replaced his production since. Big fan of Jota!