The Bonk

"Adieu, mon frère!"

Yup! 'cheesy chips' on the training top got me going.

Easily his best work.

I'm more Geordie than that cunt and I'm only a half breed.

"Yous should be slapped" Who even says that?

I can't see even a lower league club taking a punt on him now. We played a part in ending him.

Bet Bruce is thinking the same. Was just enjoying the carpet ride then BAM, rug pulled out from under him.

I like Hope, remember when he was on here and felt he's always been fairly objective when reporting on the club. His criticism of Bruce was data driven, straightforward and never personal until Bruce made it that way to hide his short comings.

Glad he knew the whole time he was here that anyone with a clue didn't want him, but he came anyway and patronized us for two seasons. Prick.

He head butted a player, even more lunatic than dancing like a twat.

Echo all of this.

Good, fuck Alex Bruce. Hope is spot on.

Feel like the Bundesliga had a part in that, creating a promo video comparing him to Firmino. Who was 11million cheaper than wor Joe and has infinite more ability.

Completely agree, Hoff's movement there albeit against what looks to be a terrible club suited Big Joe, funny that the chances he had seemed to arrive at his doorstep in each goal he scored. He's definitely limited in chances he can create and the fact he's probably not really suited to the Premier League. There was reminiscent of his time here where he got rid of the ball while collapsing to the pitch.

He looks like a world beater in those highlights. He's scored half his total goal's for us in one match there.

That makes WAY more sense, we have zero fluidity, so that basically nullifies any usefulness Big Joe might have.

Think you're being too nice, @Conjo.

Was he a CF at Hoffenheim? Couldn't he chest down our hoof balls to Wilson or something more useful than whatever the fuck he's doing now? Is this what Bruce's intention is? This is all with the context that he learns to not trip over the ball or stumble into an opposing player 2 seconds after receiving it.

Opta Joe of more use to us than actual Joe on the pitch.

That he has created! He's run out of jammy luck due to his own decision making as well. Everyone on this board knew it would run out and we'd be finding ourselves in the position we do now. Thank fuck the takeover happened and we'll be able to forget about this low point. I hope.

Can't believe they're comparing him to Firmino here.

It really is astonishing how much he's regressed. Give the impression that last year he wasn't listening to Bruce as he knew he'd be back at Arsenal. Imagine he's thinking a new manager couldn't come soon enough.

Can't wait to forget about most of them.

Debatable, mate.