The Bonk

Anything trendy these days looks like a character from Seinfeld.

creases me every time. Hands at side towards front. Giant yellow participation ribbon. Il-fitting suit jacket. BoJo like effort put into his coiffure. Sunlun kit.

Should be entertaining one way or another. They're going to clash at some point, it's inevitable.

are you quoting from the right book, marra?

Made some quality stops before the goals, which have been good finishes.

I hope Carra has ripped the living piss outta him for showing up in that.

as if the shaver commercial wasn't bad enough.

this forum is so fickle.

Wow, what a finish by Jimenez. Good for him.

That Wolves team was great to watch as a neutral and I remember being envious from an NUFC standpoint. If we can play like that in a couple years, we'll all be quite happy.

1:20 against Bournemouth, that is what I remember, but maybe I'm being bias because I rate Jota so highly.

THE BEWK OF MARRA ™ I want that on a t-shirt.

Pre head injury Jimenez was fantastic, no dispute, but Jota was their key playmaker and that's evidenced by Liverpool coming in for him. Playing 30+ games every season for Wolves is as close to guaranteed starter as you're going to get.

"Let me get me book, marra"....... like it's prominently displayed on the end table next to the settee.

Yup, he was the link in midfield and a constant threat for goals. Drew players to him that would create space for Traore as well. They've not been anywhere near the exciting team they were with Jota. To buy him now, I'd say he's closer to a £70-80mill player.

@Dokko Right? They're the best enemies and the worst humans.

@Abacus You weren't joking. Fucking legend.

Aye, a lovely combo of wind up, funny and over the top.

From Spurs or Conte's perspective? I don't see where they're going to get the type of money for players Conte would want, but shipping Kane could help.

Players loved him, wasn't Jimenez fucked? They sent Jota to Liverpool, who was almost more essential to their attack than Jimenez.

It's Levy pulling the strings, he'll cock it up eventually, probably around the time we become relevant again.

I miss the war cry's of Sir Ricky Braggia Sbragia more me lyke, marra.

creased at this. Only the bloodiest of casualties so MLF red could be seen from the heavan's lyke.

Can't see Conte risking his profile on us without any sort of European football or a squad with good and elite players in it. (even in the situation you described)

Conte doesn't strike me as a "from the ground up" type of manager. Rafa loves that, but it's not for everyone.