The Bonk

Fucking hell, what a strike. Keeper must be on the verge of suicide.

RYAN TAYLOR, OVER THE WALL!!!

Christ, we've come unravelled.

Cabaye!

SAMMY! edit: Ah feck.

Hahahahaha!

Come on, Demba!

Not even allowed on the bench?

Ahahahaha...was never a yellow.

Looks amazing from the outside: https://maps.google.ca/maps?q=Hebburn&ll=54.977133,-1.502509&spn=0.007376,0.012016&hnear=Hebburn,+Tyne+and+Wear,+United+Kingdom&t=h&z=17&layer=c&cbll=54.977042,-1.502735&panoid=5W7MAdCXkqVj2G8cRD7yGw&cbp=12,341.55,,0,5.79

The party with Marty is fizzling.

Pards looking silky smooth during that shaking of the head.

Hahaha...WTF was that squishy noise?

Thought the same thing. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xdWkc3JokLA/Tx_H_Te43cI/AAAAAAAADd4/XVcHKry4AKo/s1600/white-men-cant-jump.jpg

BA! Get in.

This always makes it better:

If he'd sent if De Jong then the rest the rest of the game would had been much cleaner. Couldn't have said it better myself. Sure you could! You could've written 'off' instead of 'if', you could have also just written 'the rest' once, rather than twice. Oh, and of course replacing 'had' with 'have' would be an improvement too!

Not one cunt marking Ronaldo, hell of a run, though.

Couldn't wait to get outta there. Fucking relax, it's 90 seconds of your life.

Sweet jailhouse tat's on Lescott.

"England are STAYING HERE"

"That little bit of quality" - He says that every fucking time he's on the tube.

Seems to be stuck on spin.

What was the bit about repairing him after every match?

"Whizzbanger"