The Bonk

That was Chris Sutton on BT, no?

There's no cohesion whatsoever in the way they play. Best I've watched them play is when they beat Arsenal. Richarlson was immense that game. Been anonymous tonight for the most part.

He's been good and not the scapegoat most on here make him out to be.

THIS IS NEWCASTLE!!!!!!!!!

This, sooner than later, Eddie! Looking a bit knackered.

Vintage Benny!

What is a “disposable BBQ”? AKA a fire pit?

He’s got a natural ability to impose himself on the game. I’m such a Jota fanboy.

What a brilliant Derby that was, Giroud was Johnny on the spot!

All Inter in the Milan Derby so far. Goal pulled back, smashing header from Dumfries.

I'd love leaked training ground footage to surface where he's running and participating in drills himself all while two foot, stud's up tackling them, calling them soft cunts, gan proper radge on the lot of them.

Listening to their home commentary is basically RTG minus the overt racism. "You'd have expected Defoe to get a goal or two" Who? Who was expecting a 39 year old who's not played much in the past 2 years to part the sea of plentiful goals. They've really conceded that this is their level.

There's a St George's Cross with "FTM" in the top right corner to the left of the end the Mackem's are defending. Tickled me someone spent money on printing that.

had a chuckle at that too. State of the pitch, man. It's everywhere.

Just realized I'm watching a stream these cunts produce themselves. Some of these sponsors are mint and highly representative of their current plight.

Whew!

Bowen looks offside.

It’s free money for him and his harem of ghouls.

Knew it was trouble when he made the run. Rice is a fantastic player, absolutely smashed that in.

Glad we were on the same wavelength, mate.

Can't remember, was he pushed out at Chelsea? He was great there, been wank at ManU.

What the fuck? Why are we mentioned in that. Pricks!

They've been Steve Bruce NUFC levels of lucky.

This match has gotten spicy.

Is that not exactly what happened? or is it that Wattmore scores, it's a handball? The fuck.