The Bonk

Christ, hope that graphic improves over the next 5 years as we do.

creased me too. You've done it again @TBG, you son of a bitch!

Aye, considering the match felt like it'd gone on forever. Not as bad as peak Bruceball, but sluggish until the last 1/3 of the game and one of Everton's goals actually counted.

Why didn't he dink it over the keeper? Fucking hell.

That was some hit.

Comparing a fuel crisis to Everton being winless. Right then.

Need more horse punch.

Thought it came off Pickford, but nope, straight off the post and his elbow, then out.

Good for Richarlison, he's been the best player on the pitch or at least most threatening from either side.

I'd be livid.

Townsend, then Dean, Deaning. Fucking hell, this match has everything.

Game has opened up a bit.

Red line of death. Pewwwwwww!

Hope Saka scores on the Peaky Blinder here.

Godfrey is an absolute cunt. Prick.

OF COURSE!!! https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastles-monday-night-football-curse-13645000 We lost 10 in a row up to that point. Monday night loser top dawg's.

I dunno, feel like we've been humiliated on a MNF in the past, which would win by a landslide.

Comes off a bit daft, but I actually think he's a talent. Got a canny speed line carved into his coiffure.

Norwich, back in Sept. (2-0)

Richarlison punching the pitch.

The natural blonde left too early. Shame, was an awesome header.

Not here on PLANET SOFT CUNT, mate.

What a gem that was. Him pleading with the away fans as a celebration.