The Bonk

WOW! Bothroyd, nice delivery from Barton. Shit marking by Man City.

Tears of Potato Juice dripping down that Spud of a head right now.

Wow, 2nd in the league. Love it! Second half was nail biting time, fuck it, 3PTS BABY!!!

4min? Fuck off.

Was going to happen with our first choice midfield crocked.

Giving McFadden the benefit there. Looked like a fucking cross to me.

Gah, that was fucking shit. 30 seconds left in the fucking half.

fucking sleeping

what a strike!

ryalor!

fuck off neville

well lets face it, 'the game' as he calls it is the only beautiful thing he is ever gunna get close to. I wonder if he's ever been caught reading his own rubbish in the pub to impress the lasses. "Oh aye, did you just ask if that's me photo next to that article? No? Oh reet....well it is."

Tbf his life sounds great if you could also include a bit of sex "IF" being the operative word here.

Yep, analysed that within seconds I'd say he has analysed her ring an arl

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/nov/01/michael-chopra-gambling-addiction

HIT THE NET, OBERTAN!!!!

f*** YOU STOKE!!! YOU LONG BALL LARRY c***s!!!

YES!

I can't fuckin' look.

Show yourself!

Villa hanging on here.

Must be the weight of carrying this team on his back, plus those f***ing Champions League medals. It's no wonder his legs haven't buckled earlier. Just like carrying the missus to bed like, not doing that again, felt like a Sherpa climbing Everest. With or without the oxygen tank? I went with Helium, i hoped to float her there She'd make a canny mattress once you got her there. King size especially if i use her arse. its like two large singles pushed together Ooohhh, she's a PAWG? Sadly yes Nowt wrong with that, mate. More cushin' for the pushin'! But theres attractive curvy and theres fat lard ass curvy, guess which Can she cook?

Must be the weight of carrying this team on his back, plus those f***ing Champions League medals. It's no wonder his legs haven't buckled earlier. Just like carrying the missus to bed like, not doing that again, felt like a Sherpa climbing Everest. With or without the oxygen tank? I went with Helium, i hoped to float her there She'd make a canny mattress once you got her there. King size especially if i use her arse. its like two large singles pushed together Ooohhh, she's a PAWG? Sadly yes Nowt wrong with that, mate. More cushin' for the pushin'!

The pride of Scarborough, Ontario! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e0/Flag_of_Scarborough,_Ontario.svg/324px-Flag_of_Scarborough,_Ontario.svg.png