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The Bonk

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  1. Mingolet get's mangled with an elbow.
  2. Must be the weight of carrying this team on his back, plus those f***ing Champions League medals. It's no wonder his legs haven't buckled earlier. Just like carrying the missus to bed like, not doing that again, felt like a Sherpa climbing Everest. With or without the oxygen tank? I went with Helium, i hoped to float her there She'd make a canny mattress once you got her there. King size especially if i use her arse. its like two large singles pushed together Ooohhh, she's a PAWG?
  3. Must be the weight of carrying this team on his back, plus those f***ing Champions League medals. It's no wonder his legs haven't buckled earlier. Just like carrying the missus to bed like, not doing that again, felt like a Sherpa climbing Everest. With or without the oxygen tank? I went with Helium, i hoped to float her there She'd make a canny mattress once you got her there.
  4. Thought Rodallega was over 6ft, my bad. Still rate him.
  5. I see you're still going through that quarter life crisis of yours.
  6. Hope so, would be nice to poach Rodallega off them. I don't think I could contain myself if Blackburn went down as well. Used to hate them when the Crying Welshman was there, couldn't give a toss now.
  7. Hope so, would be nice to poach Rodallega off them. He was shocking last week when they came to SJP, wouldn't want him at the moment. Really? I thought he looked decent, was their only real threat and created some chances from nothing. A big man with decent pace, who's done well in the league with a shit team.
  8. Must be the weight of carrying this team on his back, plus those f***ing Champions League medals. It's no wonder his legs haven't buckled earlier. Just like carrying the missus to bed like, not doing that again, felt like a Sherpa climbing Everest. With or without the oxygen tank?
  9. Hope so, would be nice to poach Rodallega off them.
  10. Must be the weight of carrying this team on his back, plus those fucking Champions League medals. It's no wonder his legs haven't buckled earlier.
  11. Wickham with a nice finish. They deserve that, Villa are fucking awful.
  12. Stop trying to sell the NFL thread, man. Show me a better gif for the situation. http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/2908/monkeydrummert.gif
  13. HERE COMES THE MONKEY DRUMMER!!!!! http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/2908/monkeydrummert.gif
  14. I don't like to lose, but I'd rather it be today than monday. I honestly wanted us to do well in the cup. Fucking pelanty's.
  15. "2142: With regard to a now corrected earlier entry, AlderSHOT I'm sorry. I'm so, so, so, so, so, so sorry. Sorry. That's sorry. Once for good measure; sorry"
  16. Undoubtedly because he's developed his "all round game". Was awesome at Liverpool, been shite ever since.
  17. He's the black italian version of Gazza. Except he's sober... does that make him better or worse?
  18. Read that and immediately wanted to hit something or someone. What a knob.
  19. From the beeb text feed, fucking mong.
  20. His crossing today was superb. Balotelli's second for example.
  21. Ahahahaha.....that Mancini fist pump walking down the stairs.
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