The Bonk

Lukaku standing near the spot with his hands on his knee's.

Jammy Portugal goal coming right up.

Couldn't let Palhinha hog all the shithousery.

"It is......inadequate" best commentary of the game.

One of these opportunities for Portugal is going to be on target.

On Pens most likely.

Was better than the earlier game at least.

Palhinha has been a complete knacker all match. He's out-Pepe'd Pepe.

The Courtois nutmeg on Ronaldo before breaking down field was also mint.

When has the post ever been "pin point" as well.

He's not been the best version of himself since leaving Wolves.

That’s some bad juju.

Thanks, @Jaqen! that was fucking horrific. Highlight was seeing Shelvey on the bench behind Rafa.

Yup. Dutch were very threatening early on, but both were fairly toothless as the half wore on.

Yeah, both teams look fatigued. I imagine the heat not helping.

almost tempted to try and find that.

So amazing to hear a proper atmosphere in a game. Quality game so far, Czech's look just as threatening as the Dutch.

Cracking start, here. The sea of orange looks mint in the stands as well.

Mount? Really? Kane I agree with, but Mount has been the only one capable of providing a ball into the final third.

Credit to Scotland, have stuck in and actually had better movement than I expected. Have to think belief is on their side now. England have been aimless other than Stones individual effort. Southgate needs to make changes at the half, full stop.

More us when we get played off the park by Spurs, but nick a goal or two from actually stitching together some semblance of football.

I now know how frustrating it must be as a Spurs fan playing NUFC.

Lovely to watch with the ball at his feet. Will only get better as his strength improves.

Thanks, Chief.

Rice literally follows with a scalping.