The Bonk

Nothing drives me more insane than this. If we're going to play for a draw or a 1-0 win from the off, I'd rather have played the youth FFS. Instead we get dribble in which the likes of Blackburn are famous for.

no yeah I know what Festivus is, but at first I thought he said because Fener had scored... but they didn't, just pure randomness I guess I threw it out there when you mentioned 'making a wish'. Random, but whatever.

Survived some terrible finishing from Frankfurt, but we are group leaders and that's all that counts. Yay, we're the best of the group of death!

Murderwinkdink, what happened, mate?

Wishful thinking tbh. Another festivus miracle!!!

To achieve the same levels of accuracy as that I'd have to describe Newcastle as being the most successful in Europe having won the Champions League for the last 10 years in succession, with a fanbase that eschews replica shirts, and a chairman who doeas the job for free, is loved by all and has an incredible ability to always choose the right manager. Glory hunter.

I agree, Dr. Spectrum is always a great read on this forum. Seems like a top bloke.

I agree with Stevie, 'Pool are the leaders in the ways of plastic support and I hate them for it. You get these numpty's who think that Arsenal are too french, that it's too obvious to be a Wanc and that Chelski are nothing but a bankroll. So, they think they're so fucking smart in supporting a club like Liverpool, who they have no ties to except the aforementioned logic. I think I hate those cunts more than Liverpool itself.

I'm surprised he didn't release a statement saying that he wishes he did hit her. "I don't hit women, but if there was anybody that was asking for it...." If Cisse was still with 'Pool, I'm sure they'd have a good laugh about it.

I'm willing to bet those slippers are resting on the back of a human ottoman. Probably his gran or summick. "Steady the ship you old cunt, me feet are slippin oof!"

That was for her looking at him without permission.

Interesting read that like. actually that would have been an interesting read if it wasnt innacurate. This geordie seems to have it in hes mind that newcastle apparantly won the uefa cup 61 to 70's era. Sadly for you guys that didnt actually happen. Its a sad day when you have to make up scenarios to make your history appear more exciting. For all the people who either didnt know or forgot, you lot havent actually won a single trophy since 1955 (i know i keep repeating this but this article proves to me that some of you are clueless on this FACT). OH wait a minute i was wrong and i appologise, you guys actually won the 'Texaco cup' in 74 and 75, the 'Anglo-italian cup' in 73, the inter-city fairs cup in 69 and last but definatly not least the 'intertoto cup' in 2006. Where's yours?

Did someone erase them already or summick?

yeah - and then we'll have roeder on .cock friday saying that carr always "does the job" and that he he a joy to work with, and all sorts of bollocks - and we'll be right back where we started. i seriously think nobby is one of the major reasons for our last two performances - finally we have a footballer in defence, and taylor looks much much more comfortable! steve fuckin carr - hope we'll never see him play for us again! Was Carr this bad when he played for the Spuds?

It'sss jusst fabballaaaaassss....

Presumably went to some kind of hairdressers. Well duh I just didnt think people with hair like that could get it straightened like that! Petroleum Jelly usually does the trick. We still talking about hair? Yeah, you're the one that went off about 'big cocks'. I was just saying that he put Jelly in his hair and I'm not willing to harber a guess as to what you used it on him for.

I think coming from behind against Celta Vigo (which was quite tough after conceding so early) and today's victory despite the Martin's incident shows that we aren't going to roll over after facing some adversity. I think it's quite important to not let up against Frankfurt and keep this run going into the match with Reading. Which I'm sure the lads and everyone else agree's with.

Presumably went to some kind of hairdressers. Well duh I just didnt think people with hair like that could get it straightened like that! Petroleum Jelly usually does the trick.

First game after Souness went. Not really the same thing. Apart from the result, I suppose not, eh mate?

Sibierski had to be a panic buy/free, his impact doesn't change that. Well, so what, he's proved you wrong all season. Not sure if you can read proper, but the title of the thread is: ***The Official Antoine Sibierski appreciation thread*** Now, back to the subject at hand. Well fucking done, Sibby!

Was it not Portsmouth that we beat last year, at home, to get things rolling in the right direction?? It was a big match for Shearer, obviously, but were we still pants at that point? I've tried to block out much of last season as I have most of this season.... Well done to the Sib, Dyer, Emre and Martins today and a good win for the lads. Let's keep it rolling into Jormany and at home to Reading.

ehehe thank you dude .. what a good expressions hah i like that Thought you might. Nice picture in your avatar.

A person from Manchester is called a Manc for short. (Sounds like Mank) Also, Manchester United Supporters are referred to as Manc's or as the rest of the world knows them, Wankers. So, to narrow it down even further, you substitute the "M" with a "W" and you get Wanc, Wanc United, Wanc Face... etc. That's yours, take it home, chew it, it's delicious.

I can see how you removed all the difficult expressions from that statement to make it easier for a foreigner to read. anyway i didnt understand what he mean that exactly nevermind mate the only one is important " this night was incredible " Any night the Wanc's get dealt with is a good night.

I can see how you removed all the difficult expressions from that statement to make it easier for a foreigner to read. Damn, I was hoping to be a touch more subtle with that. Haha..