The Bonk

Unlucky! I'm not sure if Chelsea have let off or we're playing better. There's a belief out there, though.

But it's all Smith's fault surely? Nowt to do with Chelsea going for the title, that would be mad talk. Wha? Where have I been critical on Smith? TnC about others comments mate. Gotcha, was just wondering why you singled me out, ya bassa! Think we've done well most of the match, this is one of the best teams in Europe, if not the best. People need their heads checked, we've nowt got the quality they do. Which is all completely obvious.

4 black shirts in the area and ballack get's a free header.

Shit, I appear to be on a slight delay.

Faye Booked.

But it's all Smith's fault surely? Nowt to do with Chelsea going for the title, that would be mad talk. Wha? Where have I been critical on Smith?

haha..41% of the play has been in our half, just 4% in theirs. Awesome!

We're looking well fucked here. Chelsea have kicked up about 1000%.

Giving away a lot of possession so far. Defence look up for it, though.

Cole and Lampard warming up.

Good half, could barely stomach Martin Tyler and Andy Gray shitting themselves over that clearance from Terry off the line. "He knew exactly where Owen was going to put it" Did he fuck, looked pretty surprised when the fucking ball was struck at him.

Infact its good to see alot of europe have to stomach that the british game is superior to any italian/spanish style; for years weve been informed of our inferiority to all the BIg/great teams of europe. Which we now know is all bollocks. I hope the italians are all puking out their pasta right now!! i'm italian Are you cryin'?

I think so. Would make sense to me as he wouldn't have come for a regular players salary.

Aye, decent win. Might be sub par football, but there are numerous chances each game and the ground has a canny atmosphere. I imagine watching at another park in the MLS wouldn't be as fun.

Coming from where? I'd not advise wearing an oppo kit, there's some right nutters there.

I'm not sure I understand what you wrote, but it's pretty awesome. You're my new Ridz/Great One.

I'd prefer Newcastle because of Keegan, but that's just me.

Never doubt The Bonk. If we were all in a bar now, you'd be stood on a table dancing and we'll all be throwing money in. I love football. Throw money and I'll fucking dance on me mother, mate. Think you're alone on that one, hippy.

Never doubt The Bonk. edit: who is stuck watching the Kiddie Fiddlers Vs. The Unwashed. (Nice goal by Chopra near the death of the first half)

West Ham aren't this good, we can score on them, we'll come back. Too bad about Edgar being the scapegoat, I had high hopes for my fellow Canucker. Glad I'm not watching this.

To constantly test our keepers mental alertness with glancing headers towards our goal?

Yeah sorry, it was Rohan. Was pretty drunk when I wrote that last night. Deej, tickets are available, there were a few empty seats around the stadium. Canny atmosphere round the ground made for an good afternoon.

Yes, it was him and I was there today. Robert outclassed every player on the pitch and barely broke a sweat. Windy as fuck at the match and his goal was well taken as he was smart to drive it along the deck, through the wall. He was also named man of the match. Check my flickr account for some iPhone pic's of the match.

BMO, retardo. I'll be seeing the fruity french one on Saturday at the "Soccer Match" here. Excited to see how shite he is and the piss poor "soccer" on display. That's if the Alcohol blindness doesn't kick in by match time.

It was a good goal, by an insanely talented player. End of.