The Bonk

Mickey fucking Owen: Ankle/Foot Injury Newcastle United Injuries 2009 January 28th Groin Strain Newcastle United Injuries 2008 October 15th Mumps Newcastle United Injuries 2008 July 21st Calf Muscle Strain Newcastle United Injuries 2008 July 19th Virus Newcastle United Injuries 2008 May 25th Thigh Muscle Strain Newcastle United Injuries 2007 November 18th Groin Strain Newcastle United Injuries 2007 September 18th Thigh Muscle Strain Newcastle United Injuries 2007 July 23rd Groin Strain Newcastle United Injuries 2006 July 23rd ACL Knee Injury Newcastle United Injuries 2006 June 20th Metatarsal Fracture Newcastle United Injuries 2006 May 12th Foot Newcastle United Injuries 2006 April 30th Metatarsal Fracture Newcastle United Injuries 2005 December 31st Groin Strain Newcastle United Injuries 2005 November 19th Hamstring Injury Newcastle United Injuries 2005 October 2nd My favourite was the fucking mumps. Nice one, cunt.

Would love to see Everton and Fulham win today. Hopefully Fulham can hold on, would push the scum down to 10th.

Well, first off you'd be schizophrenic.

MIScarage road, like. (Wahey!)

Hahaha... he even paused for a second when he said it. Hahaha...

IHOP SCORES!!!

Crowd coming into it.

Not Nicky Butt!!!!!!

Nolan off.

Funny enough I was thinking the same thing. I would like to see us, WBA and Forrest go up. Us, Boro & Forest. Boro? I hope Boro disappear entirely I hope the whole place melts.

Funny enough I was thinking the same thing. I would like to see us, WBA and Forrest go up. Us, Boro & Forest. Boro?

Man, that was too funny. Arse should be 3-0 up.

What was the "save our club" banners about in the Kettering ground? They broke?

Two awesome assist's from Eagles. Bit late, mind.

http://corusa.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/seal4_10.jpg + http://www.withamymac.com/news/wp-content/toothbrush.jpg + http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4984/1692.jpg = http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3038/douche720856.jpg Feel free to check my math, man. Looks good to me. That bloke was worth watching the terrible football on display.

The bloke next to him is a chameleon

http://corusa.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/seal4_10.jpg + http://www.withamymac.com/news/wp-content/toothbrush.jpg

Hahaha... well, he was looking a right cunt, hard not to.

Who was that cunt?

Was that Seal brushing his fucking teeth with sunglasses on behind the Chelski bench? WTF!!!!

Small, but from the beeb site: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46688000/jpg/_46688279_008242403-1.jpg

Think it went, "sports direct, sports direct is fucking shite"

Awesome! Glad to hear the lads voicing their grief.

He got sent off later as well. Aye and from the commentary, seemed a bit harsh. Ah-well.

Just saw the highlight, reminds me of when Oba did the same against Spuds away few years back. (Closer range, mind)