The Bonk

Nice strike regardless

Offside?

Everton man!!!

You had one job, EVERTON!!

Thought it was Eddie?

Not his style, but I wouldn’t mind him calling out the effort today and expecting a better performance than getting humbled without a fight.

Schar ball watching there?

Let the kid score, nice.

Tino been decent this half.

My productivity around the house goes up 80%.

He’s nuts.

Yup, giving them acres of space, no pressure on them at all.

Yup, Eddie somewhat admitting he got it wrong too.

That was embarrassing and not for the first time this season. Passive in the press, soft as shite defending and a non existent attack. Only reason I will watch the restart is to see Eddie adjust players and system. Entire broadcast before kick off was talking about how terrible we were here and we’ve simply stuck to the script.

Yikes

Spot them two goals and then dazzle the cunts off the pitch? I like it!

Tripps getting done again.

Christ, they’re going to sing more of that song.

That song for Merino is horrific.

Nice header for Merino.

All that possession and not a single shot on target.

That price they paid us for him looking like a great deal for them.

Human Capital FC™️

They were all shit scared of Maresca when he came in, was somewhat ruthless with his first team selection, etc. That has all fizzled halfway through this season as they've tuned him out. There's no Terry or Lampard to lead, you're exactly right, just Todd buying every player under the sun.

What was Welbeck's problem there?