The Bonk

His touch and decision making was uncharacteristic. Had space to shoot and would keep dribbling or take an extra unnecessary touch.

Bookended fret, innit.

Good, Miley has done him there.

MOTM, our best player today.

Colwill get fucked

That’s karma coming back at you, you dirty cunts!

Are Chelsea’s inhalers better than ours?

Love the man, but his stubbornness kills me.

Eddie man, use your subs!

He’s lucky Big Joe isn’t on the pitch.

Who is this Harvey Barnes?

Barnes, just blast it, man!

These dirty cunts, man, especially that floppy haired one.

Bruno skies it

Extra man and we looked completely knackered.

Letting the ref get to them now.

Where’s our intensity for fuck sakes?

DAN BURN!

Botman coming off. Howay Lewis!

he’s two years away from a ‘full Turkish’.

Look at this guy channeling Knick playoffs energy.

Muck horse stalls and fulfill his squire duties before kickoff?

Are we losing?