The Bonk

We’re trying to build depth, not deplete it. I don’t see Gordon or Barnes going anywhere.

I hope his performance today is as shit as the state of his Barnet.

I’m at the point where I want them to come up and get pummeled every week. Sitting 4th most of this season has given them too much confidence. The potential for playoff humiliation is there, Coventry knocking them out would be hilarious and soul crushing, so I will accept that as well.

‘Enshitification’ is the word you’re looking for.

It was over at half time. Once they stopped laughing and decided to let Isak get his goal, it probably felt like a formality.

Sickening, isn't it? Overall, they don't deserve any of it, but here we are.

He’s committed at that point, I find it hard to give him shit for it. Probably should have double fists punched it as his trailing arm catches the Palace player.

Dipshit from Palace stuck his head in with no hope of getting the ball. Pope got done dirty, we’d all be screaming at him him he didn’t come for it. Shit pen that took way too long to give that they had to give it.

Somone hit @Mike’s work with a DDoS attack while he’s logged out. I wanna see his root cause analysis be “Man U wins, I see red”.

that’s your best in months.

At least one of their managers is out of a job upon losing.

Bimpers, Robbie Savage has eaten your brain I’m afraid.

Jammiest arseholes on the planet.

Did he even touch him?

Confirmed.

Man U all day, just to hear the sympathizers on the broadcast turning on them right now.

Stop, my middle leg is at 80%. HOWAY LYON!!!

I'm 1 goal away from climax.

How's he not concussed? Silly thing to do.

Nothing would be more orgasmic than 3 second half Lyon goals. Can't see it happening though.

Lyon are cooked. Shame.

Is that Robbie Savage as well? Two of the biggest bellends on one broadcast hoop licking one of the worst Man United teams to grace the PL.

Damn! Quality of this is wild!

We've won so comprehensibly we're fighting over post match music.