The Bonk

Bournemouth are so annoying, man.

The collar is ridiculous, non game tops aren’t like that.

Murphy needs to do better

Semenyo loves playing us.

Had time to bury it too.

Soucek helping the lad while Paquetá lays on top of the pile. Such a dipshit.

Is par for his course relegation?

To be fair, the goal was against the run of play. As Bowen scores.

Hate to see that, but why is the advertising hoarding coming over that easy. Hope he's just shaken, poor kid.

Poor lad get crushed?

“He likes a shot from distance”

99.9%

Has winter descended on England? The crowd at Selhurst are all bundled up. Pouring down there, I realize, but it still looks hilarious in August.

and he comes out swinging!!

Looked like Ten Hag was blaming Zirkzee as they were walking off there. “Why were you in the way? This is all your fault.”

Just Brighton’s best attacking player and midfielder.

You love to see it.

They have a canny ability to self regulate any sort of sustained success.

"Pewer reygin' in me tent" They've had such a good start to the seyson too. Shame.

Luke's article seems out of date with this recent development: https://archive.is/A12zw "Hello Darkness!"

The Bronze Bomber?

He should wait until we close on Guehi, shave £65mil off the price.

You know it's bad when your agent sacks you. Whatever it is will leak soon.