The Bonk

Fuck off, Everton. How are they this jammy!!!

It's a blessing we can't hear him, but seeing his mouth move is just as grating as his actual voice.

Faaaack, oh well, catch them sleeping again. We'll do these.

Young play him on?

Dan Buuuuuurn!!!

Nice having other games to watch while we're on the break. Spurs ahead at West Ham.

Happy for him, shame it didn't happen for us.

Close! Might have been on target without the deflection. Isak is pure sex in the final 3rd, man. In love!

He's been so tidy on the ball, great cross.

Fucking Pickford, man!!!!

Not conceding would be more ideal.

Safe hands, Dubs.

Put some spray on it!

Ooof...should have scored there.

Selfish by Murphy.

He's unreal.

That was sumptuous.

17th min! ….Commence capitulation.

Feel for him, he’s been decent under Howe and that was tough coming on for Lacelles, who I thought was good up until getting injured.

Villa, @brummie is class and any team that isn’t a ‘Sky 6’ in the CL is good by me if we aren’t in it.

Got an alert on my phone for the second and of course, fired my stream back up.

That was insane. You want all the smoke? We’ll fucking give it to you. Honestly love that we just did that to West Ham, The Dildo Bros, Karen Brady, and most of all the horrific cockney cunts that populate east London. ‘Av some of that!

This ref is a main character mother fucker. Get fucked for that shite.

Moyes despondent