The Bonk

We made them look better than they are, like we’ve done to so many average teams this se HARVEY FUCKING BARNES!!!

Get in!

Our punishment for finishing 4th last year.

Yup, was the wrong call in hindsight. Krafth was diabolical.

I’m done. Happy Easter everyone!

That’s such a nasty way to end a half. We’d been on top for most of it, bar a 10-15min spell where West Ham took advantage of Lacelles going off injured. Krafth backs off Antonio, who waltzes in for a tidy finish. Poor from him, but tough situation coming in cold like that. After that I thought we had plenty of the ball and controlled most of the mid field play. Schar gets smacked in the face by Kudo’s flailing arm and that cunt ends up scoring the most shit house of shit house goals. the rub of the green is pure sandpaper for us right now.

We’ve not been great, but don’t deserve to be down a goal.

How was that allowed to play so quickly, he backhanded Schar. So bad.

Barf

He’s not had his best stuff today.

That would’ve been slick

Bruno Capoeira’s his mates ankle.

Unfortunately starting to look this way. Feel for Eddie, he's had his share of challenges this season with Champions League, decent cup runs. Our amount of injuries has applied even more pressure on a difficult season.

We had a good start, sunk our heads for 20min after a soft goal, then looked decent to close out the first half. Had a decent 10min spell to the restart and found ourselves down 2 goals shortly thereafter.

They've played so much more football than they did last year. They look mentally wiped, it's a lot to ask from the players we have available.

I messed up, that stat is "games moved to MNF" by broadcasters. I'll try to sort out on my own our actual record, but it's piss poor. We did manage to beat Leicester 3-0 last year at their place and drew at home to them 0-0.

Our last 20 games on Monday nights (including tonight): Played 20 Won 1 Drawn 3 Lost 16 Goals Scored 11 Goals Conceded 39 So just once in 19 have NUFC kept a clean sheet. Only twice in the last 14 have Newcastle United managed to score a goal. MNF can fuck right off!

6min, let's go, be hilarious to get something here.

Really haven't had the dominating performances we did last season post Christmas. We were really good in spells first half of the season. Players are burnt out, I suppose, been an incredibly challenging season. HOLY SHIT!!!!! That is some strike from Murphy!

What happened to 'intensity being our identity'? We look laboured, abject when not at SJP.

Death Knell.

Death Knell.

Of course I jinx it. Fuck me, that was horrific defending.