The Bonk

TNT tear hunting a few poor wee lads.

I've been to games in Germany and the Netherlands, will have to do a big game in France at some point. Thanks @Disco mate.

Lille atmosphere is canny like. Villa not getting a sniff here.

Let's get Conte back too while we're at it.

Goofball, man.

can't stop, won't stop the troll.

Pau Cubarsi playing him on and basically duck's outta the way.

Offside?

Aye, this is proper theatre. How do both these cunts lose?

Another red for Barca's bench.

Fuck off, man. They're going to riot in Barca. Demebele launches himself there.

He absolutely pummelled that UEFA sign.

Xavi sent off

I thought I had it made when I was recruited by a competitor, walked out of the building after giving notice, then proceeded to get my bonus and paid for 3 weeks until I started the new gig. Dan Dan the Gardening Man has shown me up for the chump that I am.

so true. "CAHTEL CLOOBS!!!"

His Geordie accent sounds put on, like a cockney doing a Geordie character.

that's good, @OCK Chelsea have done the opposite of us and instilled an "all the dickheads" policy. Couldn't believe that yesterday.

It’s Dycheball with arguably worse players than he had at Burnley. It’s the equivalent of staring at a solar eclipse in doing damage to your eyes.

From Pickford on, they've all been utter wank.

Fair and maybe he takes a backseat to Palmer in this squad of egomaniacs.

He a complete wanker based off the penalty shite that just happened. I haven't seen Jackson score anything but a tap in (scuffed his shot tonight and tiny arms couldn't get to a strike Nick Pope stops easily) and doesn't have anywhere near the ability of finishing prowess that Palmer does, but I haven't really paid much attention to Jackson.

Pickford didn't gift us two goals like he did Chelsea. Actually made two ridiculous saves from what I remember. The prick.

Beto offside. Great header, though!

Nah, pretty funny, they've been turbo shit.

Pickford