Parky

Too much hair tbf.

Do Androids dream of Electric sheep?

? Like he has'nt already done so When has he ever f***ed us over? Are we on about the same fat man? Mike Ashley? Aye... he has fkd us over from the very day he bought the club How? It's not been his fault. Its not been his fault?? [move] :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: [/move] No. How has it been? How has what been? His fault? Baked been. San Andreas fault. Pat Butcher giant flange. Goose patrol in the 100 acre woods. Gary Glitter in a wendy house making tea. Salami sandwich caught dealing drugs to bananamen. 3 men, one medium sized sleeping bag, what could go wrong? Zip-ideedoodah zip-ideay. My oh my back to work for me. Rock on brother. Santa naked, snorting domestos off prancers back. Cock caught in a mouse trap as I study the night sky.

It'll be like Baghdad in a few years time as we pull down a big Ashley statue he himself comissions and puts up in 2011 to honour himself.....Shoes off for the toon etc...

He'll not hold out longer than the end of this week IMO; he'll either sell or take it off the market. How it's gone this long (with the fucker holidaying in Hawaii leading up to the season and stuff) in the first place is anyone's guess. It's seemingly obvious he doesn't give a flying fuck about the club's fate. Which as you say, makes no sense. I genuinely believe he's deluded beyond anything we've ever seen - he thinks someone will give him £100m now, and if not we'll piss the league regardless. "It's life Jim, but not as we know it."

He does remind me of a high energy utility player with no stand out skills.

Where would freddy find the other 80 million tho. Well consider he has the ~£65m he was supposedly offering previously. He must have already figured that he can 'afford' the wagebill and has a plan to get us straight back up. £20m down, that gives him a £45m pot to play with for a year - to invest in the manager, the squad and basically make damn sure we make it into the Premier League. From there he could probably attract sufficient funds to pay back the £80m IMO, especially considering the sponsorship deals that are due for renewal at the end of the coming season. This is all very basic and no doubt someone will call me on it, but I'm just saying that it seems feasible. All depends how serious MA wants to sell. 20m down opens up the game imo.

King will be an ideal teacher for him.

Investing in a football club is akin to burning money, so I'm quite interested to see who the buyer will be (if there is one left).

Dark Knight breaks cover. Knight to Rook b6.

Apparently Ashley is.."throwing in the moon and all visible stars to make toon more attractive to buyers according to a deep ITK mole"...

how does that make them a day behind ? On Fridays the run backwards till it's Thursday again apparently. rubbish,it just goes straight from thursday to a 48hr saturday. Aha, but you forget the space time chewing gum.

how does that make them a day behind ? On Fridays the run backwards till it's Thursday again apparently.

It's on sweetie.

Or a day ahead because they work on Sunday? Yeah but we don't.

They are a day behind cause Friday is a day off in Dubai.

NO & NO COZ ITS NOT REAL! Tbf to Obi he has been right about stuff before, for instance Wise buying his own players and ignoring KK.

is that for or against? For.

I'm 60/40 on this one today.

This is set for 300.

Brought a lot of enjoyment and sincertiy to the game. RIP SBR.

even if there is such a person that exist, what makes you think he would wanna buy us? Whooosh!!

This is going to 300.

Lot of mullahs apparently.