Parky

Couldn't bear more than about 3 min when they stated saying we might beat Swansea as in reality Swansea aren't that good...

The PR agency are circling the wagons. Any clown who met Pardead in a sweetshop is being paid to say good things about him.

Not a lone forward. Needs a proper striker to play off...Has a bit of pace and can dart here and there. Could still turn out okay in a proper set up.

Think he's gone but there isn't a replacement in place hence the delay.

Yup was thinking the same.

You can tell just by looking and listening to Pardead that it's all over.

Agree. I think we'll have to be comfortably cut adrift and in a very obviously perilous position before MA pulls the trigger. Think he's gone and I reckon his pay-off is minuscule.

Lovely.

Absolutely certain he'll be sacked tomorrow.

Says "He's gone, that's enough of that"...

[move]Pardead.[/move]

Big huff and puff from Fatley. Gone I reckons. Prepare the spears/javelin.

Gone.

A silhouette rises slowly, all around the crowd hush.... http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4307438.ece/alternates/s615/Javelin-Thrower.jpg

3-1

Like this javelin idea. It would never ever cease to be funny.

Exactly. It's fucking ridiculous. I think people are taking this insignificant win within the wider context of years shit football, lies, contempt, and piss taking by Pardew and Jabba.

His smirking eyes, his fret, his we woz, his shiny skin, his grey haired terodactyl skull.....I cannot endure any more of it.

Everyone will be tired forever.

The new ones don't know what they're doing and the rest know they'd never get in another PL side.

The only way to stop this is to get Locke to leave the island and come and get Pardew back. Fuck!

Good news folks! The nightmare continues....

The cunt!

Tinkered.

Zaha looks like he wants 3. Brilliant.