S.S.R.

Dear Paddy Power, et al. It isn't Money back if when you use that money back to win a bet and you don't return the fucking stake.

This regeneration of Gutierrez isn't very good. Not sure I'll watch this series.

Great bunch of lads

Tony Pulis 7/1

Steven Taylor learning to swim there.

Arsenal reverting to type.

Two players unmarked.

You might want to turn your PA system up, Everton. The Mars probe isn't picking it up.

Well done. What odds? Arsenal to win and bts - £2 returns £10 Arsenal to win and Sanchez to score - £2 returns £10 Arsenal 2-1, Lukaku fgs - £1 returns £76 (money back if it's a draw)

5-1

Cashed out a double that included a Southampton win. Southampton nailed on now.

Pelle has been shite for Southampton. The crowd are groaning every time he gets the ball.

Brownie Day on.

Paddy Power's Cash out has improved a bit. Had Boro in an acca and cashed for 1p less than I staked with them 2-0 down. A tad generous.

Pulis out

Fulham losing again.

He's got about as much presence as a faint memory of a cobweb.

You'd probably see Hatem beating a man or two, mind. I saw Krul catch the ball a few times. You'd NEVER see that from that waster Ben Arfa.

I don't think that was a typical performance from Cabella, sadly I think that was probably a typical performance from Riviere.

We're going to take Palace down down to Chinatown. What I mean is we're going to treat them to a nice buffet at Lau's.

Who scores though?

Attention NUFC players: Freekick practice is cancelled until further notice.

Hooray! I'l drink to that.

We edged it. Didn't deserve to win though. Krul bored, Colback solid, Anita reliable, Dummett inadequate, Colo untested, Willo laughable, Moussa improved, Gouffran nondescript, Cabella fitful, Janmaat impressive, Riviera anonymous, De Jong promising, Perez fleeting.

Fucking retard commentator. Cabella clearly trapped it, you fuckwit.