S.S.R.

If they haven't shut Neville off, he's in hibernation mode at least.

Fuck

Can't concentrate on the game, Phil Neville's charisma is making me swoon.

I was about to run about the house, but no one on the telly reacted.

Thought that was in.

Vialli's talking out his arse. I've seen Italy bottle it big style over the years.

Is this real life?

Serie B not Seria B.

Fiver on Uruguay @ 11/2

Crikey.

Aye, that's a pen. Was hugging the guy.

Brazil, Italy, France and Russia say otherwise. There's a few great ones, but most of them sound like people shouting out a shopping list to the Monty Python theme.

Lets stop anthems. They all sound shit.

Trying to enjoy the game, but one of my neighbours is running a cement mixer. Oh wait, my mistake, Poyet is just talking.

Rio advertising his clothing brand on the supposedly advert-free BBC.

How do you hit the bar from there?

Aw, fuck up with your monkey tennis.

Well-a well-a well-a

Yep, so negative.

Seeria ah?

May as well do a Gutierrez to score in a Columbia win.

Surprised Columbia haven't opted for Bacca