S.S.R.

Di Maria does it all and fucking Bale gets the credit.

Really put a gloss on it. Cracking stuff.

Yaaaaassssss

Well done Morata. Tit.

What have those advertising hoardings ever done to Gareth?

"and that's not far away" Fuck off, it was yards wide.

Crest-faced cow.

Cheating bastards. Only way they'd stop him.

Because Real have won it

Athleti are tapas-flavoured Stoke.

Somewhere Mourinho is pissing himself laughing.

Cheers Andy, wasn't sure if that went in. Dick.

Mike Hooperesque

Awful keeping. Awful.

Love how the Spanish can't go "Fuuuck." Lad there mouthing a paragraph with his tongue flapping.

Fuck. How did he miss?

I've just learned that he's played for Brazil and Spain. Daft.

Regardless of making them jump off it, I think if your player is anywhere near a bridge, you're playing them way out of position.

Bunch of sailors having a tug there.

Everton are decent odds, considering Hull have a cup final coming up. Also like the odds of us not scoring.

A Confederacy of Dunces.

So they've got a history with this type of thing?

If Athletico fail to win the Champions League and La Liga, will they be known as Dosletico like Leverkusen were Vizekusen?

52 stickers off sending away for my 100.