S.S.R.

Quality first touch from Sturridge.

You lucky bastard.

The Lazio Verona game is quality. .

I think one of their centrebacks got subbed off after ten minutes. Should've checked.

£5 Liverpool, Sociedad, Chelsea youth, Juve -1 returns £32 £5 Steakbake (or whatever they're called) and over 2.5 goals in the Lazio match. Returns £41 £5 Verona and Aarhus returns £77

They're virtually all on Pardew's side, by the sounds of it. Of course they are. Everyone loves the supervisor that lets them get away with half-arsed work.

I don't. I'd have run dry by 17.

How can you blow shortly after 5 mins? They made a sub during it and had a little argument.

La Liga is basically becoming an award for the team that chokes the least.

Terrible decision.

Norwich have a 'chance' in the same sense Lloyd Christmas had a chance with Mary Swanson.

Haha, fuck you Chelsea.

Athletico throwing it away. Bale to get a league, Champions League and Cup treble in his first season.

Roma and Arsenal screwed me over. £10 @ evens on Athletico to win

What on earth are you babbling about, Quinn? He missed completely.

This would be an even bigger list of swaps if I didn't give an equally large pile to my ungrateful nephew. 8,11,13,15,17 20,21,27 33, 42,44 57 62,64,65,67 77,79 80,84 94, 118,158,162,164,189,190,194, 200,201,209,214,218,220,236,237,238,241,252,257,259,260,262,266,285,286, 319,322,330,331,335,337,340,344,347,362,367,379,399 400,402,411,442,469,474,490,493,496,498 502,503,512,520,522,538,563,582,585,592,593,596, 604,606,611,612,623,626,627,631,637,

Outrageous dive to win a pen that sends a side down, even though you don't need to win. Classy.

Brighton's manager, as played by Eddie Izzard.

Get your money at that joker relegating Cardiff next season.

£8 on Napoli/Rennes/Vallalodid returns £87 £15 on Napoli/Rennes returns £86 Fuck it, I'll end the day with nowt. Arse. Napoli strolling it, but Rennes letting me down.

Hope Everton equalise in the added time.

The lie has got out of hand.