S.S.R.

Redknapp: "Coloccini is suspect at the back" Fuck off.

Shame Vetere's gone. He hasn't. Jimenez, then. :-[

Shame Vetere's gone.

With Barton and Jonas coming on, we might just win this in the 2nd half. and Charlie.

Colo is having another good game. Good to see he's found his confidence.

More excellent play by Shola. Wins us a corner.

Love Shola after his latest critical update. It's ironed all the bugs out now.

Deserved that, the way he won the free-kick.

Brilliant by Ameobi there. Didn't have any right to win anything from that.

I think he meant 'scored the first goal'.

The way the commentators are going on, you'd think Cisse skinned three and put it in from 40 yards. He tapped it in unmarked.

Taylor ball watching

COME ON!!!!!!!

no need for the comma in that sentence

Shit, Gordon isn't playing.

A draw might hurt abit then. You can do a bet where a draw returns your stake. I'd be relieved at a draw, so I bet in the usual way.

Given my recent appalling efforts at betting on football, I'll do the decent thing and do exactly the same. That's us safe, then.

We had no one to keep the ball up front. Carroll can trap the ball further than I can kick it.

According to Poll, you're not allowed to come within a foot of a player while tackling. Beye's leg went near Robinho's - Penalty.

Is the correct answer.

Martins was a headless chicken cos he was playing outta positon!He gave it his all,thats all you can ask for! The problem is that he thinks he's Roy Race and never looks up. If there's three defenders ahead of him, he'll just run into them and ignore his team mates

That facility is only in place for Chelsea.

Stephen Ireland is a prat. Cocky celebration after scraping a draw against 10 men. Hasn't a clue. Andy Carroll is shite. Every touch put us at a disadvantage. Ameobi and Duff grafted. wtf? Coloccini was a rock Guthrie and Butt were class Martins was a headless chicken. Ameobi put him to shame. Bassong was immense.

He turns about as fast as an oil tanker. He's like Scott Parker on Lithium.

Andy Gray "Dawson played the ball" Wtf?