S.S.R.

She asked that?, fuck me. It was Kelly Dalglish. He should have said: "I don't dismantle my sides, your dad already did a good job of that once before."

I see Taylor did his 'plant feet into the ground' thing that is supposed to confound centre-forwards. Ok, I'm staying here. Whatcha going to do now, eh? Wait a minute, you've cleverly walked past me...

Positives Jonas and Coloccini still look to be good buys after four games. Guthrie and Bassong look decent and will only improve. Shay looks back to full fitness and his old form. This is probably the weakest our squad will be this season. We've got Emirates and Old Trafford out of the way. Ameobi played 90 minutes, so must be able to pass a medical. Smith kept out of harms way until he's sold? 2-5 players in before the deadline?

Given - 7 Beye - 6 Taylor - 6 Coloccini - 7 Enrique - 7 N'Zogbia - 5 Butt - 4 Jonas - 8 Guthrie - 7 Owen - 7 Ameobi - 3 Bassong - 7

Beye's not fully fit. Clearly out of sorts.

Well done Shay, Owen, Guthrie, Jonas and Colo.

One to get it out of his pants One to hold it while he pisses One to shake it One to put it back in his pants One to wash and dry his hands Do you do it all yourself, you peasant?

Ashley is still there. Bellends.

Shola stands and watches the ball go by him

"If I was Owen I wouldn't sign a new contract." WTF? How unprofessional was that?

More horseshit from the commentary.

Excellent flick-on by Shola. *shock*

Enjoy that goal, you rotten-toothed cockney cunt?

Good hit, Guthrie.

Guthrie continues to impress. Butt off the bar!

Ameobi did well there.

Shay skins two.

Coloccini comfortably deals with ball: Commentators - "Ooh, nearly got caught, there." FUCK OFF.

Not a fan, then?

On the plus side, Match.com is still overrun with HOT WOMEN.

Exactly. We're beaten and Joey's probably going to be suspended. GO ON JOEY, DO WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT.

We didn't agree on Tuesday, but you've read my mind today.

Ameobi shouldn't even be there for a start Give gangsta Nile a run out instead of that fucking poor excuse for a footballer And Guthrie I would have dropped and stuck Bassong there Guthrie has done well, imo. If Owen wasn't helping out, he'd be on his own.

Arsenal dominating - Jonas is still the best player on the pitch. Well done Owen. Again.