S.S.R.

Paddy Power.

You owe me 10p.

Cole ahead of Tino? This is a list of 'ability' not 'ability to stand in the box and tap it in after Pedro has skinned three' isn't it?

Hindu, may I ask you to put "You ain't seen me, roit?" under your avatar?

Taylor self-congratulatory? Never! I hear Taylor is going to wear a different squad number this week, as he is retiring his old one in honour of his performance.

Said pretty much the same thing here. They should do what they do on planes when they're not full - offer upgrades to some of the plebs in economy. If anything it'll take the pressure of the staff in the concourse.

14p on St Patrick's Athletic Chelsea Man City Bordeaux £1.02 Get in.

That won't be enough to appease some people unfortunately. I think even NE5 will be happy when the window closes. You bastard. Even though I know it's horseshit, I'm still on tenterhooks. http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/6332/wowzd7.jpg COME ON

That one doesn't get an answer, ever. broke the clubs transfer record for a defender a few months earlier ......... And 40m quid in the few years previously to go with it. Pretend that isn't true if it suits your opinion, as I'm sure you will. Saw a bargain to be had in a fire sale, and cashed in as quick as he could.

Ashley should have just bought Bowyer on a free. That was a satisfactory summer's transfer dealings for NE5. That one doesn't get an answer, ever. Is that the oft-played 'Bowyer-on-a-free gambit'?

Ashley should have just bought Bowyer on a free. That was a satisfactory summer's transfer dealings for NE5.

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/4113/sportsdirectjk5.jpg Please god, no.

Did well to keep that down.

An early Man City goal 2nd half, and it could turn into a rout.

Modric out amongst the dross. Shame we didn't get him.

for an answer thats supposed to be 'simple', thats extremely complicated, evasive and convoluted, and not really an answer at all. It's easier to speak in riddles and end the sentence with "but I don't expect anyone to grasp what I'm saying here". Make it grasp-able and we'll try. What NE5 wants them to do is like the contents of the case in Pulp Fiction. He opens it, his face gleams gold from the brightness inside, and then he closes it without showing anyone else. I grasp what he's saying. He wants us to sign McGuffin.

It'll cost more to replace him than to up his wages. May as well tie him down for the remainder of his career, even if he asks for something daft.

Mowbray looks like Steptoe.

The Black Dennis Bergkamp? Like when Bergkamp turned Dabizas? I was thinking that.

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/3150/didyoumeanlv8.jpg

Gutted that they've shifted the away fans behind me. Used to love watching their disconsolate faces after scored and giving them a hearty wave. I can also look forward to being hocked on by the Mackems. Joy of joys.

Wasted your penny there. (Obviously ignoring the balls-up I made of the other results. )

To be fair, Bolton had one up front so we had lots of time at the back, and they weren't exactly raking passes he was playing, we're talking 10 yard passes to Beye or Coloccini, or the occasional sly one to Butt Were these passes particularly penetrating?

Watching Milner, I forgot it was was a real game and thought I was getting a serious case of lag on PES08

Jon Putting Jonas in that midfield is like getting one tooth whitened. They looked off-white before you did it, but now the rest seem positively yellow in comparison now. I truely like Milner. He's honest, talented and hard-working. But seeing him get the ball is like going back to a fat lass after dating a model.