S.S.R.

£5 PSG/Barca/Wigan/Blackburn

The Ian Wright story, about how he was raised by wolves and 'literally taught to read and write' by a teacher.

Puyol: "Can we swap shirts after the game?" Shola: "Sorry, I promised the boxing gypos they could use it as their tent at the Hoppings."

So many feels

Miss

Townsend taking a paragraph to tell us that players get tired when they run around.

Definite foul there.

Who's this Brian they're chanting about?

£1.50 on Barcelona, Athletico and Bayern £1 on Derby/Bolton bts, QPR, Millwall, Ipswich, Reading

Sticker album is out at the end of the month.

Woman wearing a Man City duvet.

Ref: "If it bleeds, we can book it."

Stuck a fiver on it. Jinxed.

Wish Michael Owen would shut the hell up.

It'll be Man Utd that lose out, hopefully.

Tell me ma, me ma, I will be home for tea, Catts gifted them two and three...

Catts for three, like.

Wahey!

Yaaaaaaaas

No need to thank me, guys.

Another £10 on Sunderland @ 5/1

Shockwaves from Pardnut eventually reaching Meyler's leg.

As much of a nob Phil Brown is, he's light years ahead of Lee Dixon as a pundit.

£5 on Sunderland at a little under 4/1